Are you ready to come under our wings, little Brotegés? We have knowledge! Prom is TOMORROW!!!!!!! Have you thought about it yet? Let’s talk details, RAPID FIRE!!!!
YOUR RIDE
Cancel that limo, bros. Invest that money in your own ride.
Get some sick rims. Walk your date around the whole car before getting in. She will be impressed.
Get some air freshener that smells like a pine forest or a banana.
Clean out your car. If another girl’s number is in there, throw it out. Be respectful and take out any personal effects from your secret girlfriends.
BODY SPRAY
How much is too much?
That’s the eternal question and a good one. It’s Prom, so you’ll need waaaaaaay more than usual. You need to announce your presence before you enter a room.
HER PARENTS
You need make try and make an effort. Flirt with her Mom
Moms like to be beautiful and special. The daughter is going to look super sick, so she might seem a little left out - make her feel comfortable in her own home.
It also shows Dad that you’re on his level. You’ve got the same taste in women, bro! That’s gonna put him at ease.
YOUR DATE
It’s not all about you. You’re gonna look sick, but you’ve got to give her the time to get just as sick as you. Show up a half hour late to give her extra time.
Be supportive. Show her photos of the hottest girls you know. Why do you think they spend so much time looking at magazines? They like to have a yardstick to measure themselves by.
Guys in a relationship, you know it’s about honesty. Maybe she needs more makeup, or less makeup, but be upfront with constructive criticism, like “Show more mid-drift.” . . . she will appreciate it.
In closing, keep your date from looking busted on prom.
Labels: Broteges, Derek, Max, parents, scent, transportation
POSTED BY Prom Bulletin @ 3:00 PM on Thursday, April 28, 2011
