Brookside High Prom Bulletin

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Are you ready to come under our wings, little Brotegés? We have knowledge! Prom is TOMORROW!!!!!!! Have you thought about it yet? Let’s talk details, RAPID FIRE!!!!

YOUR RIDE
Cancel that limo, bros. Invest that money in your own ride.

Get some sick rims. Walk your date around the whole car before getting in. She will be impressed.

Get some air freshener that smells like a pine forest or a banana.

Clean out your car.  If another girl’s number is in there, throw it out.  Be respectful and take out any personal effects from your secret girlfriends.

BODY SPRAY
How much is too much?

That’s the eternal question and a good one. It’s Prom, so you’ll need waaaaaaay more than usual. You need to announce your presence before you enter a room.

HER PARENTS
You need make try and make an effort. Flirt with her Mom

Moms like to be beautiful and special. The daughter is going to look super sick, so she might seem a little left out - make her feel comfortable in her own home.

It also shows Dad that you’re on his level. You’ve got the same taste in women, bro! That’s gonna put him at ease.

YOUR DATE
It’s not all about you. You’re gonna look sick, but you’ve got to give her the time to get just as sick as you. Show up a half hour late to give her extra time.

Be supportive. Show her photos of the hottest girls you know.  Why do you think they spend so much time looking at magazines?  They like to have a yardstick to measure themselves by.

Guys in a relationship, you know it’s about honesty. Maybe she needs more makeup, or less makeup, but be upfront with constructive criticism, like “Show more mid-drift.” . . . she will appreciate it.

In closing, keep your date from looking busted on prom.

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POSTED BY Prom Bulletin @ 3:00 PM on Thursday, April 28, 2011

 
 

 



Okay, so here’s a thing about Prom I just thought of . . . how do you get to Prom? One time, I read about a guy and a girl that did a skydive to their school’s Prom. Or maybe I dreamed it. I sleep a lot.

So, lots of people take the limo. You know, those cars that look like wiener dogs? Man, I love those dogs. I like to imagine they live in holes on the beach.

I will not be taking a limo for two reasons:

Number one) It costs more scratch than I got

Number two) I just thought of it this morning and they are all spoken for.

So, if you have not reserved a limo for the Prom already . . . let’s talk options.

There are cars:

There’s your car (which is probably gross)

There’s your date’s car (you ride in the passenger seat)

There’s your friend’s car (you ride in the back seat)

There’s your dad’s car (which comes with a lecture about responsibility)

There’s her dad’s car (points for thinking outside of the box, but awkward)

And there’s the bus. I’ve been told it’s not romantic. But no one else does this! It’s a unique memory just the two of you share (with some other people, I guess) And who can put a price on memories?

The city charges $2.50, plus .25 for a transfer.

So, pretty affordable memories.


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POSTED BY Rolo @ 12:09 PM on Tuesday, April 19, 2011

 
 

 








Hey guys, how are you planning to get to #Prom? Limo? Your own car? My cousin took the bus last year. #grossTue Mar 08 21:32:49 via webAli
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POSTED BY Ali @ 1:33 PM on Tuesday, March 8, 2011