Brookside High Prom Bulletin

Still dateless? Yeah, me too. But don’t let it get you down. These little setbacks are called “character building” . . .

But hopefully not in the way that people say, “Yeah! He’s such a character!” . . . because I think that’s pretty much another way to say dateless.

Anyway, here’s a few last-minute Prom ask tips:

• Girls like a smart guy, so catch up on the classics. For reference: Catcher In The Rye - classic. Spiderman’s “Clone Saga” – not a classic.
  
• You know that funny dance-floor move where the guy swings the imaginary lasso, ropes a girl and drags her over to him. Does not work.
• It's one thing to try to spark a connection when asking a stranger for a date. It’s another thing to start off with, “You remind me of my mom!” . . . for the record, that other thing is bad.
• Sunglasses and a leather jacket. It works for guys in the movies. A jet might come in handy, too.
• It's down to the wire, but don’t give up! Keep looking. There’s gotta be a girl out there as desperate as you are.

Labels: Ask Advice, date, Lloyd, prom