If you’re dateless like me, there’s just over two weeks left to find a date for Prom. The bad news? The odds aren’t looking great.
The good news? I won’t get through all of my ask ideas, so here’s some extras:
- Learn her class schedule. We have five minutes between classes, so run to her next class, stand near the door and let out a big laugh right when she walks in. Even if you aren’t talking to anyone. You’re the “fun guy.”
- Act like you have a dramatic secret in your past. Keep referring to “that thing that I saw . . . “ before trailing off. Maybe she’ll be intrigued enough to go to Prom with you!
- Make a big deal about how you work out. Keep talking about all the curls and crunches you can do. Also, carry around a protein shake.
- Arm casts = sympathy. When she asks to sign it, ask her to throw her number on there, too. No fake leg injuries, though. Leg cast = no dancing.
- Flown under the radar at school so far? Use that to your advantage! Every girl loves the “Sexy Foreign Exchange Student.” Master an accent and impress her with tales of hunting wolves, owning a goat and going to “Happening European night clubs".
- My grandma tells me that 100 ‘no’s = 1 ‘yes’, although that’s the kind of thinking that made her lose all that money in Vegas.
Labels: Ask Advice, date, foreign exchange student, Lloyd, prom
POSTED BY Lloyd @ 12:18 PM on Thursday, April 14, 2011
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