SENIORS!!!! PROM!!!!!!! ARE YOU READY?!
You better be, because Prom is coming up FAST. End of the week fast.
If you don’t have your stuff together by now, you’re getting left behind, son.
All right, all right – I’ll go easy on you. I know not everybody’s like me . . .
I mean, NOBODY’S like me. Tyler Barso is one of a kind! So don’t even try.
But if you wanna be like me, you got some catching up to do.
Maybe Prom fell off your radar somehow and you just didn’t get around to the details yet . . . Lucky for you, I’ve got a few back-up plans I’ve been saving . . . I’m not gonna need them, so feel free to take a page out of the book of Barso!
Missing A Tux?
You’ll lay down a hefty deposit and it might be an XXXL, but make it work! Tell your girl it’s a zoot suit. That’s not my play, but you’ve got to improvise, right?
Missing A Ride?
If you don’t have the cash for a limo, find the cash for a limo.
Missing A Corsage?
Find a girl working at a flower shop and charm her into giving you one for free. Trust me, this works.
Missing Dinner Reservations?
Your Mom cooking Prom dinner at your house is not going to cut it. But . . . your Mom packing a meal for a candlelight picnic under the stars, that can work. Just make sure she doesn’t pack a note in there.
Missing Anything Else?
You’re on your own there, boys.
SEE YOU AT PROM!!!!!! I’ll be the one with the crown on.
Labels: dinner, limo, prom, Senior Rules, Tuxedo, Tyler
POSTED BY Tyler @ 9:16 AM on Tuesday, April 26, 2011
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