
SENIORS!!!! This is our year!
Who just bought tickets for Prom #4? It’s your boy, Tyler!
I’d like to thank a very special lady from Class of ‘08 for taking young Freshman Tyler to the big dance and making this unprecedented FOUR-PEAT possible!
Now that I’m a Senior with years of Prom experience, let me drop some knowledge for you guys . . . choose your table wisely.
Prom table placement is more important to your social standing than the caste system was to Italy or wherever they had that thing.
Just don’t park your stuff at my table. What table? That would be the one with ME holding court, so don’t get it twisted.
Speaking of courts, when Jordan and I are called up for Prom King and Queen, don’t hate too hard. This has been in the works for years.
Labels: prom, prom court, Senior Rules, Tyler
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