Brookside High Prom Bulletin

All right, guys. This is it . . . crunch time.

Try not to panic – there are several hundred girls in your school.

They can’t ALL have dates already, right?

Right?

Here’s hoping.

And here’s some ideas on scoring that last-minute date to Prom:

• Stand outside the back door. When a girl opens the door, position yourself so you get hit in the face by the door. She’ll feel so bad that she will have to take you to Prom. Also, you’ll need to learn something about eye make-up after that.
• Go to the local movie theater and buy a ticket for a romantic comedy. Sit next to a random girl in the theatre and do whatever she does – laugh, cry, all of it. She’ll think you’re the most sensitive guy around!
• Time to expand your search. Go somewhere where people gather: The mall. The grocery store. The DMV. Try out your Prom asks on some new faces.
• Transform your appearance. Haircut, spray tan, maybe some colored contacts – if they don’t recognize you, you can re-ask some girls who turned you down before!
• Okay, go with me on this one – take out your cell phone. Go through the address book. Call every girl in there. Leave out “Mom” and “Grandma”, but everyone else is fair game. Oh, and don’t call my sister Tess. That would be weird. How would you have her number anyway?

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