Brookside High Prom Bulletin

It’s happening on Friday. The biggest event of our high school lives happens in three days.

It’s Breadstick Day in the cafeteria. Two breadstick limit.

Also, that Prom thing is happening.

In other news:

• A teacher extends deadline for senior papers by a week so students “can enjoy their Prom” . . . And people think I don’t take school seriously.
• Prom tickets are sold out. Since the school decides how many tickets can exist, this seems needless cruel. But also, kind of funny.
• Prom Girl seems ready to explode with a combination of joy and stress. Whoever is in charge of wind her up in the morning –you’re doing it wrong.
• Some guy can’t find a date. If no one says yes, his Prom will be ruined. If you say yes, your Prom will be ruined. So, your call.
• Everyone seems to wonder who will be crowned Prom King & Queen . . . because there’s not already enough useless talk about meaningless royalty and their lavish parties these days.
• If you’re looking for something to do this weekend, I hear you can watch paint dry on the side of the “B” Building.

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