
What is up, our little Brotegés? Can you handle the knowledge?
Prom is going to be a night that you’ll never forget.
It’s important to keep them apart. Look, we know you’re thinking “CAT FIGHT!” But that thing isn’t as cool as you think. They’ll both look busted when it’s over. So, there’s three strategies to employ here.
The first one we call, “She’s Crazy!”
If one of them catches wind . . . just point at the other and say, “She’s Crazy!”
If that doesn’t work, go to plan two . . . “You’re Crazy!”
If you put it like that, they might just reconsider.
What’s the third option? “Go Crazy.”
You should probably just leave them both. Hang with your bros. Find another girl.
A rebound.
So in closing, try to clean up at Prom like you clean up on the court.
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