Spring Break. Winter Break. Summer Break. We love these, right? Why?
We get to kick back for a bit . . . relax. But what else happens?
Glasses come off. Braces come off. Skin clears up. The whole deal . . . Suddenly, Brookside has a whole new batch of hot chicks.
There’s a name for that . . . what is it?
ATTRACT-IVATION!!!!
So, who are the most likely candidates for Attract-ivation? Sophomores!
Every once in a while you get an over-achieving freshman or a senior surprise, but the sophomore class is where you have the highest rate of Attract-ivation.
So, here’s what we’re going to do . . . we’re going to give a few shout-outs to some special ladies who have recently been . . . ATTRACT-IVATIED!!!!!
Nicole Rogers: The best thing you ever did was get rid of that funky little perm you had. It made all the difference. You’ve been Attract-ivated!
Sarita Anderson: Who knew glasses were holding you back so much? It’s like we can see you clearly for the first time, now that you’re Attract-ivated!
Michelle Perry: I always thought your freckles were weird, but I now I think they’re cute in a weird way. I guess that means you’ve been Attract-ivated!
Marissa Mendez: My dad pointed you out at a lacrosse game recently . . . that’s an Attract-ivation right there!
Simone Daniels: Those braces weren’t ideal, but now they’re gone . . . so let’s forget about them. Because you are Attracti-vated!
Layla Archer: I know that car accident was really tough for you, but I gotta say, you came out of it smoking hot . . . a serious Attract-ivation!
All right, ladies who were left out . . . don’t be sad . . . an Attract-ivation can happen at any time. But it has a lot to do with a new haircut.
Labels: attract-ivation, Brookside High, Derek, Max
POSTED BY Prom Bulletin @ 3:15 PM on Thursday, March 31, 2011
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