SENIORS! THERE’S NO SENIOR PARKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!!
I’m just kidding. Kind of.
There are definitely rules on the dance floor and every infraction knocks you further down that social ladder, which I’m at the top of. Now for your education:
Tyler’s Rules Of Engagement (Dance Floor Edition)
- First, don’t dance to every song. Prom is about looking tight, as much as it is about dancing. The more you dance, the more you sweat and the more disheveled that Prom look you’ve been putting together is going to get.
- Second, keep a slow vs. fast dance ratio of about 3 to 1. Leave the sing-and-dance-alongs to the ladies. I mean, I’ll be out there singing along, but you know, that’s an advanced technique. Most of you guys aren’t ready for that.
- Third, practice some moves before hand. It’s much better to wow the crowd with an inspired burst of well-executed choreography than just flail around like a fish out of water all night.
Now I know they say rules are made to be broken, but unless your name is Tyler Barso (and it’s not), I wouldn’t recommend this approach.
Labels: dance floor, prom, rules of engagement, Senior Rules, Tyler
POSTED BY Prom Bulletin @ 8:47 AM on Tuesday, April 19, 2011
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