
Prom is almost here. You can tell because everyone is always talking about it. Also, the owners of tuxedo, flower and limo shops are installing swimming pools.
In other news:
- Fire drill results in several unaccounted-for students. Defense that “we represent the students lost in the fictional fire” won’t fly. Trust me.
- A sports team wins a game. Lives are changed. T-shirts are sold.
- Life Skills class CPR exercise leads to awkward moments between students and mannequins.
- A French teacher awards a student a -23% grade on a test, proves why she isn’t teaching math.
- Your band isn’t as good as you think it is.
- Student chokes on corn dog. Lunchroom Heimlich maneuver results in three cracked ribs, two missed days of school. Deemed a fair trade.
- "Falling off the face of the Earth” is looking better as a post-grad plan everyday.
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