Prom tickets went on sale this week. Get yours today. Who wouldn’t want to pay for the privilege of seeing the same people you see every day in the hallway?
In other news:
- Someone cheats on a test. Gets caught. Proves they’re not that smart in at least two different ways
- The lacrosse team wins a game, probably because no one else knows how to play lacrosse.
- A couple that was “meant to be together forever” breaks up. Greek gods consider hurling thunderbolts for disobeying their will. Take a nap instead.
- A teacher is dating another teacher. Water seeks its own level.
- In your Art class, a blank canvas with the word, “Why?” gets you an A . . . In your History class, a blank page with the word, “Why?” gets you an F. Why?
- The internet brings us closer together than ever before, but without the smell.
Labels: Jesse's Journal, lacrosse, prom, tickets
POSTED BY Jesse @ 12:05 PM on Wednesday, April 6, 2011
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