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Hey, Broteges! Can you handle some knowledge? Because we are about to drop it with a THUNDER!!!!!
On Prom night, every girl wants to be with a King. But you can do it one better by being the Alpha male!
It’s at dinner that you can show her who’s in charge. 

Everyone loves an appetizer, so order something fried.

When it comes to the table, send it back. NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT IS!!!

Tell the waiter what their place is. Don’t take any lip. You’re the Alpha, not Beta.

Next, demonstrate your value by getting super-classy.

You know what’s super-classy?  Water with lemon. 

If you get a regular water, send it back!  GET THAT LEMON!
           
Now it’s time to order steak.

Show her you have taste. Don’t accept anything less than well-done.

Don’t forget about her, though. Every girl wants a guy who looks out for her. 

Before she says anything, order something for her. Go ahead and get her that carb-free salad she’s been craving.

In closing, at the end of the evening, offer to split the bill.  It will show her that you view her as an equal.  It’s important to show respect.

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POSTED BY Prom Bulletin @ 2:36 PM on Thursday, April 21, 2011